The Queen Of Hearts

Thursday, July 20, 2006

8:17 PM ;

HEY HEY HEY...

i m FINALLLLLLLYYYYY BACK..

i haven been online for the total of 8 whole days? cos i cut off my Singtel line n change to StarHub line.. so a bit of time lag here n there...

i guess i really threw myself in total isolation man... nv online, no hp.. cool huh? nun's life..

though line's back, but dun think will be comin online often... i gt so much 2 study.. n guess wad.. its only 105days to A's Level til date.. n i've spoken to so many teachers... obviously so many tchers had speak to us, i mean talk n nag.... at the expense of Lectures after lectures, tutorials after tutorials... yes.... so i really really will be studyin hard... I PROMISE!

much had happened...

ppl need to grow thru these i believe

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

4:48 PM ;

dear all,

ur cant contact me for now~ thru HP.. something damn bad happened...

so i m sorry if i dun reply via sms

n if u r wondering y i dun on my phone, its cos i cant..

tt's it... if really need to contact me den u've to catch me online.. if nt thru the traditional method tt is via email. or ring me at my hse phone, but i doubt i'll b home early these days..

oh.. n my results are bad =(

Thursday, July 06, 2006

9:01 PM ;

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before

The system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible iamage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...

6:49 PM ;

updates....!!! Pei Jun returns! alrit.. its has been quite long since i last update.. ok! just tell me u ppl MISS mi k..!!

ok.. i m crazy.. n i just excited... partially tired... but reallly relieved for awhile..

this is temporary though.... sch startin cooming monday.. mugging re-sumes on mon..
a bit more than 1/2 mth of intense mugging.. my reward: 3 days...

nvm nvm.. chill... for now, pack my room.. pack wardrobe.. its really messy.. imagine for 1mth u r basically dumping ur clothes in 1 retarded cupboard n ut notes, books, pens n stuffs in 1 pathetic corner? also.... do a bit of .. i means LOTS of shopping.. hangs out... 3 days not 3 yrs.. grasp a bit of reality... n i MUST go back to all the studying

the papers for mid yrs are disgusting.. its damn difficult.. i wonder wassup with the teachers... yes, its to prepare is they say, but can give at least a bit of morale boost? i dun wan to think abt it man.. its scarry... some papers u cant finish.. some papers u finished too early cos u gt nth else to write (and mind you, despite all the brain juice spueezed yes i did!).. n its gonna b damn bad next week... i dunno wad my results will be.. its un-thinkable...

but for nw.... its PLAY-TIME.. immediately after papers me pris n bra chiong to pastamania .... deprived souls.. we ATE, TOOK NEOS, and most imptly SHOP!!!

i really made a fool of myself just now... they know what happened.. we had a good time laughin.. pplayin.. n messing ard... thanks coliflowers... for making this day so damn right.. i love u gurls many many..

nw, eat n pack!

cos 2ml is my date with amanda.. we'll b enjoyin.. i know we will.. shoppin shhoppppin .. yea yea yea..